Campaigning Curse of Karim

Basically, if I help your political campaign, you're probably doomed.

I canvassed for Roger Gough (he lost), Mark Francois (he lost), Matthew Carrington (he lost), Dr Ian Twinn (oh, take a wild guess), Nirj Deva (yep, another one), Philip Hollobone (he also lost) and Michael Portillo (he quit). I planned to canvass for Jeffrey Archer (before he was deselected and jailed).

I also met John Major (who subsequently quit the party leadership), William Hague (who subsequently quit the party leadership), Iain Duncan Smith (who subsequently quit the party leadership)

... and Michael Howard. Ho, hum.