T-Shirts

Ah, elections are upon is once again.

But, the perennial question for the political canvasser, who has to appear both respectable and friendly: What to wear?

I haven't made up my mind, but I've ruled out these T-shirts from TShirtHell.com!

Slogans include...

• "I Bought Christopher Reeve's Wheelchair on Ebay"
• "Yes, I have plenty of change you homeless piece of shit. Thanks for asking"
• "I support Stem Cell research but only as a byproduct of my support for killing babies"