[Photo caption: Bexleyheath Conservatives write-up of Michael Howard's visit]
I've met Michael Howard. Not only that, but I once had a birthday party at the McDonald's pictured behind him. That was back when Conservatives won elections, Starbucks had yet to colonize London, and the fountain within sight of Bexleyheath MacDonalds had yet to be built, let alone filled with bubble-bath by troublesome youths.

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