Thank God For The BBC Licence Fee

Does your dog yawn when you do? Have you managed to catch this habit on camera? Are you and your pet alike? Send us your pictures of you and your yawning dogs.
- quote from BBC News Online

Some doubters suggest that the BBC ought to be funded by voluntary subscription, rather than by a monopoly tax enforceable by the threat of jail. But can you really trust the market to keep you informed of Dog Yawn Science? I think not.

Such 'market failure' is unacceptable and demonstrates why we must be willing to jail selfish poor single mothers who laughingly believe that food, clothing and shelter would be better uses of their limited funds than would media production subsidies. Jail them, I say. Jail them all.