Karim Bakhtiar's Blog

How To Create a PC That Looks Like an Atom Bomb

Here's how to build it.

Man Sells Date With Sister On Ebay

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The Winners Of Eurovision

They weren't the winners of Eurovision. Shame.

Julio Iglesia's Been Turned Into A Penguin

Watch Trailer 2.

No, you haven't been drinking. That is Robin Williams, performing My Way in Spanish, as the voice of a dancing penguin.  The movie Happy Feet opens in November 2006

[Hat-tip: Troy Angrignon]

Tags: Happy Feet Robin Williams Julio Iglesia Movies Penguins Humor Humour Animation

All I Want For Christmas Is A Kalashnikov

Christmas is a time for family.

It's also a time for giving.

So  why not buy your beloved relatives (and their first born sons) a gift that captures the true spirit of King Herod's Christmas adventures in Day-Care: A Kalashnikov rifle.

Thanks to the wonders of e-commerce, you can now shop for lethal assault weapons from the comfort of home.

You're tempted, aren't you?

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Christmas is a time for family. I dare not arm my relatives."

Well, don't worry. The recipient doesn't get an actual Kalashnikov. They get a Thank You card from a charity.

The real Kalashnikov goes to where it is really needed - war-ravaged Sierra Leone!

Apparently...

The same civil war that depleted the country of tools and work is now providing ample raw material for recovery: weapons. Enterprising blacksmiths and metal workers convert them into farm implements so that a Kalashnikov becomes hoes and axe heads

Ahhh, how sweet! And once the peacenik charity workers have left, the enterprising Blacksmiths and Metal Workers can search EBay for DVDs showing how to turn Hoes and Axe Heads into fully working Kalashnikovs! And to think that some people believed the Internet was only good for Star Trek and Porn!

PS: I've ordered my Kalashnikov. Click here to order yours today!

PPS: Did I mention that they also sell rocket launchers...?

PPPS: And tanks.

Tags: Christmas Presents Charity Gun Guns EBay

Thank God For Regulation

 

Extract from the British Advertising Standards Authority Annual Report 2004:

Number of complaints: 142 complaints

Complainants expressed concern that this advertisement, which showed a man attempting to catch a budgie between two slices of bread, could incite cruelty to animals and set a bad example to children. In responding to complainants, Ofcom observed that the situation depicted was absurd and unlikely to provoke similar behaviour.

Forword - To Humiliation

FOREWORD to the UK Independence Party General Election Manifesto 2005.

 

If you're going to make a mistake like this, try not to make it in

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